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why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that


because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”

and not the slang word for the female genital region?

literally no one else knows this. nobody. 

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August 31st, 2014 // 483,622 notes


have you ever had to restart a song because you spaced out and weren’t appreciating it enough

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August 31st, 2014 // 182,319 notes


living in a small town is wonderful

  • are there a lot of modes of transportation? nope! you either drive or you’re out of luck basically
  • are there a lot of job opportunities? no! of course not
  • are there things to do? hang out at the grocery store or go to the only movie theater the town has!
  • are the people nice? of course not! not at all!
  • are you close to anything interesting? nope! everything interesting happens hours away and you’re stuck in the middle of nowhere

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August 31st, 2014 // 42,733 notes

Come on everybody, let’s dance and sing <3


do you ever just kinda wonder what your selling point as a human being or friend is? like, what was the point at which people were like: hey, I’ll keep this human

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August 31st, 2014 // 56,266 notes


when you aren’t your best friend’s best friend


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August 16th, 2014 // 242,463 notes




somebody should write an essay comparing and contrasting tina from bob’s burgers and meg from family guy and explain why tina hit the mark for respectfully portraying the awkward teenage years and why meg is a huge fucking insensitive joke that isn’t even funny

Tina is a character, Meg is a punchline. 

wow that’s a pretty concise essay

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August 16th, 2014 // 112,100 notes


*boy calls me hot* um what the fuck?

*girl calls me hot* u are an angel thank u i love u so much!!!!!!!

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August 16th, 2014 // 25,748 notes

[x] - forget about it, 2011 (don’t remove caption)

there is simply nothing worse than knowing how it ends. (x)